Mar
what would you do in my position
i have a problem with my physician
he stuck his finger up my bum
and worryingly it made me come
i think that he might well be gay
but i am not inclined that way
at the time i thought that it was weird
but i trusted him cuz he had a beard
i dont know why he stuck his finger
up where all the bad smells linger
i only went in with an upset tummy
and ended up with him up my bummy
if i fancied a lovely lass
i wouldn't just stick things up her a$$
if i did that i'd anticipate a punch
i'd probably just take her out for lunch
So what do you think I should do
about my physician fingering poo
I don't think i'll see him again
especially if its my bum in pain
Answer:
Time to grow a tache and leave the wife
you've been queer all your life
You're confused about your gender
cos you are a great big bender
Answer:
I love the form of your question!
It's a well known fact that fingering the prostate can induce ejaculation. This is used in BDSM with male chastity to release sperm without giving pleasure, and so is nothing to worry about.
A doctor will perform a rectal exam to check on your prostate and/or rectum.
Answer:
I think you are a poet
And maybe don't know it ?!
Maybe he thought you were suffering verbal diorrea and want to see where it was coming from . Anyway nice verse for a Monday morning
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ur doc is a fruit
he shouldnt have stuck his finger up ur loot
u should hire a lawyer
if ur lucky ull have a lawsuit within this year
i win!!
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But perhaps again i'd care about it
So round his surgry I’ll bike it.
Maybe next he'll do it proper
Wiv his thingy - what a whopper !
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Just lube it up before your next exam. You'll care about it more.
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Lol. Prostate exam?
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OMG…………………………it rythmed
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wow wtf i just noticed the whole thing was a rhyme