Apr
Me and my boyfriend had anal sex for the first time, and when he was doing me he said "you ain't gonna sh!t right for a week!!"
After we finished i was thinking, omg what if DONT sh!t right for a week. Has this ever happned to anyone else?!?!?
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Sounds like quite the romantic moment
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Wow! Your boyfriend stole that line from a movie called Bad Santa with Billy Bob Thorton. Billy Bob was dressed as Santa and doing a lady in the bum in a dressing room in th emall, and he said those exact words "You aint gonna **** right for a week!"
Tell him he's not original.
And your poo may be a little off….Penises arent meant to be inserted in the bum.
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Wow….isn't he the romantic type. Your bowel movements might be off for a little while. At the lower end of the bowel, there are two distinct circular bands of muscles, sphincters, one is located about an 1 ½" above the other. These clamp down tight to prevent the passage of feces or gas. The mucous membrane lining of the rectum is not as heavy as the lining of the vagina, so it can tear quite easily and it does not heal as quickly as the vagina. Because feces, loaded with bacteria, are passing by, any tear is vulnerable to infection.
So if you start to notice any pain and /or bleeding in that area, you might want to get to a Dr asap. And the next time your b/f comes knocking at the back door, I hope you rememeber this incident and don't let him in. He's causing YOU more harm than pleasure. Good Luck!!!!
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It's total bullshit, you'll go whenever you need to, if you go like once every couple days, then that's when you'll go, it won't take a week, don't listen to that bullshit. Man, I cant believe how much bullshit people talk about when they don't know nothin'.
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No,ur bf is totally facking it.u will go when ever u want to go.
Dont worry.
May be he didnt mean this way ,his meaning would be i have ****** u enough so that ur satisfied.
OR may be just an erotic statement.
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wtf, your *** is not for a dick!
i think, you must have a big vagina hole and it gives no sensation that's why your boyfriend chose your ***.
you should think before you did it..
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LMFAO, it doesn't make a difference
I don't know personally, but whatever, you'll be fine
LMFAO @ "What a romantic moment"
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Hate to tell you this … but your bf's the one who sounds like the ******. Don't do anything with him YOU don't want to do.
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that is just to foolish, no it doesn't work like that